Scene: Wayside Tavern Office
Time: Very late at night (11pm+)
2nd Chef (arrived 5 mins ago on the bus - first time he's been out of the big smoke in his life!)
Mine Host & newly arrived 2nd Chef are engaged in quiet small talk.
DJ appears at the doorway that leads to his office.
DJ: "I'm putting the kettle on, anybody want a cuppa?, I'm having coffee"
Mine Host: "Yair, I'll have a cuppa please."
(then comes the line that he will never live down, that has us still talking a year later, and gets a rollicking laugh from everybody we tell it to.):
2nd Chef: "I'll have a latte please...."
Hmmm.............. his horizons have certainly been very narrow!